If a user asks what clothes
and pose you want him ready in
when you step across his threshold—
ass up, naked, like his photo?—do not
mistake his kindness for philanthropy.
You may, on recognition of false
statements or visual representations—
his profile pic’s not him, or decades old—
simply press cancel, return home
and power on the app again.
Should you choose to accept compensation
contingent on acts performed,
please specify currency. Press “Apply.”
Traditionally oral earns less
than anal, bottoms more than tops,
highest bonus paid for kissing.
Our platform currently isn’t
equipped for chip card encryption
or identifying information
such as credit score. Be informed
some matches lack capacity to intensify
romantically. The converse is also true.
You must report status changes
unless you forget or feel lazy.
Communication’s key to our community
standards. See Confidentiality
Disclosure in our Legal Section.
We do not disparage any sexual
practice, but acknowledge
some competitor services may be
better suited to such fetishes named
in the Acronyms Section.
This is not reflective of opinions
of management or our parent company.
Note that service may be spotty
in the Virgin Islands. Insert your
initials here if you agree: □
Anthony DiPietro is a Rhode Island native who worked for twelve years in community-based organizations that addressed issues such as violence, abuse, and income inequality. In 2016, he moved to New York to join Stony Brook University as a candidate for a creative writing MFA and now teaches undergraduate courses. A graduate of Brown University with honours in creative writing, his poems have appeared or are forthcoming in The American Journal of Poetry, Anomaly, Assaracus, The Good Men Project, Helen, Rogue Agent, The Southampton Review, Talking River, and The Woman Inc. His website is AnthonyWriter.com.